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I kind of like that comment so much myself that decided to post it here... enjoy..
and Richa, I have added a few more lines to it :)
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Hello ji :) kaise hain?
aur canedda wala chachaji bhi theek thaa?
haanji meri ludhiyane wali mausi ka bangalore wala betta bhi theek hai ji...
oye aage aage bado... gate par bheed mat lagao...
gol chakkar, 6 7 9 10 11 12 22 ...noida noida noida
abe tu ja na...
bhaiyya thodi khatti chatni to daalo
yaar kya mast item hai...
2 tickets for the 730 show please
i'd like to have a super veggie pizza... ice tea for me and coke for the lady please
oye chotu, 4 chai de 3 number pe
abe kutte kahan mar gaya kab se horn baja raha hooon
pencho aa to gaya kyo ma chu** raha hai
ab bakwaas mat kar, waise hi pencho late ho gaye hain
sirji cosmopolitan 10 ki 4... le lo please
abe nahin chahiye
Ladis seat khali karo oye
ustad ji rok-ke
tere baap ka maal hai kya
achcha kitte dogi, aap hi bolo, bohni ka time hai
mataji, taaje hain ekdum.. abhi mandi se laaya hoon
pencho aaj to chu*iya kat gaya free mein...
saale meri gaadi ke neeche hi aake marega kya?
chutte nahin hain.. aage bado
tum to thehre pardessssiiiiiiiiii... saaaath kya nibhaogeeeee
yaar ye garmi maar daalegi aaj to
darling aa raha hoon.. traffic mein phasa hoon kya karoon
lets go to elevate tonight... heard there is some firang DJ playing there...
Gawd, I need some bisleri... my Gawd its too hot... oh gawd !
t-shirt paintees(35) nikaar paintees(35) ye bhi paintees wo bhi paintees
bhaiyya jantar mantar chaloge?
aage bada le isse
oh teri thulle...
main hoon aapka ulta pulta nitin
hum aakashwani ke dilli kendra se bol rahe hain...
aage ek red light padegi wahan se left le lena, phir ulta haath ki taraf dekhte hue chalna, ek neela makaan hai uske baad wala right le lena...
ye saale rikshey wale auto wale chor kahin ke...
Old Delhi? oh no. I have never been to Old Delhi.. its so crowded and messy... oh Gawd.. its so hot.. oh Gawd
abe music world se kyon le raha hai, Palika se le aa... sasti milegi
bhai kya crowd thaa party mein.. maja aa gaya... videsh ho rakha hai dilli to
tring tring... babuji zara dheere chalo.. pehli nazar mein pehla sasural genda phool pyaar ho gaya... tring tring...
yaar thulle ne pakad liya thaa.. bekar ke 50 rupe kharch ho gaye !
staff hai!
chutte nahin hai?
50 mein chalna hai to chalo... achcha 70 de dena.. na ! 60 bas... uske upar kuch nahin... sigh.. achcha baitho...
yaar bahut try kar raha hoon par pencho pat nahin rahi... kitne chakkar kaatun ab uske college ke... petrol pump mere baap ka hai kya
chotu chaaron tyre full kar de
sir aaj card wali machine kharab hai
ek navy cut dena
burp !!!
gadhe ke poot yahan mat moot !
gola gareeeeee
to aayiye diness se poochte hain unhone kya plan kiya hai apni girlfriend ke liye... to bataiye diness...
i want to dedlicate this song to all the viewers, my sister, my mother, my father, my brother, my brother's friend's sister, my friend's sister's brother and my girlfriend.. love you all
pencho gane bhi suna do... ad hi chalate rahoge kya
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I could have gone on and on and on... but I guess lets bring this post to a pause right now..
will get back to it sometime later :)
4 comments:
hehehe..
don't you miss all the Dilli wali gaali(s)there in US?
This is AWESOME AWESOME, Prashant! Very nice - I can so clearly see how much you love your city :) I feel like shamelessly copying and doing one for Hyderabad :D
@ Swati
actually not !!! I call my friends and call them all sorts of names :D
@ Madhu
:) I love Delhi to the core !!! why don't you do something like this for Hyderabad... it would be fun to read !!! I really like hyderabadi accent wish one could do an audio post !!!
Burp! that was the funniest.
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